Ferret Scribbles

Furry Art Meme

2009-03-03T00:14:54Z

These guys need a logo!

http://www.ferrethandjobs.com/

Achoo! (Meme)

2008-08-29T20:40:49Z

What's the first thing you do or say after having sneezed during oral sex?

He Hears His Master's Moan

2008-08-03T00:55:16Z

Foxophilia [m/m, beasty, incest] A quaddie is a boyfur's best furiend... next to his brother!

Fill In The Blank (Meme)

2008-08-01T04:42:30Z

There couldn't be gay if there weren't such a thing as _____ !

ZOMG I got in Urban Dictionary!

2008-07-08T18:39:27Z

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=keagels

athalon @ 2008-05-01T07:01:00

2008-05-01T13:02:21Z

Hooray! Hooray!
It's the First of May!
Outdoor yiffing
Begins today!

Petey Enjoys His Milkshake

2007-08-08T14:57:26Z

The ferret's finally a FurAffinity MemeSlut. And in case the broad humor evades you, try this untoward enlightenment.

FurryMUCK Seppuku

2007-01-21T07:25:15Z

FM needs an analogue of Ghastly's "Google Seppuku". You wander 'round until you come upon some furry fetish so bizarre, so disturbing, that you shiver whenever you try to remember your muck password.

How to Make an Otter Squee!

2006-12-21T04:10:32Z

http://larkinthemorning.com/search.asp?t=ss&sb=0%22&ss=otter+ocarina

Turn the otter on his back, finger him between the legs, and blow under his tail.

Ferret Music

2006-12-03T00:10:05Z

For gutierrez

Dragon Overture - Calling Out to See Tomorrow

Romantic Ferret Novelism

2006-03-05T03:43:19Z

Trina slipped one hand into the waistband of her jeans. The leather belt with her name on the back was tight, yet her need was even tighter. Sam stood bent over in the stock pen castrating a steer, the sun-red crack of his meaty, manly ass winking enticingly from the back of his own denim work-wear. His buns were firm yet tender, as her best Sunday chicken-fry, which fact Trina knew from fantasy, with the conviction of Bible Belt faith. The handyman was leading her on, the young prairie widow was sure. She found her clitoris ready and wet as an Oklahoma summer afternoon.

Yet Another in the Milkshake Club Series

2005-10-14T20:43:05Z

Cake and Some Mice Cream [m/m/m] What's a birthday without a little cake and some-ice cream?

Milkshake Club Fanfic!

2005-08-12T02:38:18Z

Sleepover - by Greypaws.

[m/m] Sometimes spending the night with a buddy can be extra-extra special. Not only furstories have 'happy endings'. Click here to open in a new window.

A Milkshake Club fanfic; ©Greypaws, 2005; posted here by permission.

http://www.bulwer-lytton.com/lyttony.htm

2005-04-17T01:38:19Z

Blood pounded in Fred's skull as the cheetah bent naked over the livingroom sofa, tail raised, heteropride humiliated. The Superbowl show, now ending, blared loudly from the projection TV; fumes of a dozen beers reeked as he belched, male bonding gone horribly awry. Fred had lost the bet and now he would pay.

The cat's nextdoor neighbor knelt between the spotty's rear paws. They were both married, yiff buddies at best, seeking forbidden fruit in late night visits to the back alley, or Saturdays in the garage when the wives were a-town. It worked, as long as they never looked each other in the face when the pants were lowered.

And Jerry had won the bet, fair and square. More adventurous than his feline friend, he felt that Fred was simply too vanilla. There was something rather pervy that Jerry had secretly wanted to try. He slathered Crisco on a paper towel tube, inserted it deeply into the gasping cheetah.

Fred groaned. He hated the thought of racism. But hooking up with a gerbil had been wrong in so many ways!

How Do You Make a Whore Moan?

2005-03-03T16:34:02Z

A vixen is teaching her daughter about the art of prostitution. After a week of theoretical studies, and much homework alone, she has the girlfur hide in the closet while mom's clientele arrives.

First there's a wolf. He discusses what he wants while he's undressing, and they negotiate a price. The sophisticated lupin pays for it all, leaving his black socks and boxer shorts on, and promptly takes the vixen to bootyland. Then there's an older mouse who wants a few drinks, a talk and a cuddle. He leaves a pawful of bills folded neatly on the nightstand after, a 'gift'. Finally, a panda shows up, and without speaking, buries his muzzle between the vixen's legs. When she has climaxed noisily three or four times, the male stands and works himself to a creamy, spoogey finish all over her breasts and belly and muzzle. Without so much as a glance or a word, the john pads out.

"Wow, Mom," the girlfox says. "You got ripped off! That was freaky!"

"Oh, him? He's a regular. Mr. Panda eats, shoots, and leaves."

Gang Foxing

2005-02-25T04:47:01Z

Firey's dormroom was empty when I knocked to visit. Well, his room mate was there. Study hall being over, and night chapel still a half-hour away, I had come by for a moment, a bit of encouragement and support after a trying day.

"He's in the bathroom, Athalon."

"Thanks." I backed out, closed the door. Firefox was better at this sort of life, academics and achievement, than me. I shook my head.

The communal restroom was a little further down the hall. It wasn't my floor, so I was cautious. You never know the rules in a place like this. I nosed in carefully, expecting to find the fox brushing fangs.

The bathroom was big, cold white tile, industrial lighting. Smelled of wet concrete, too, cheap Mexican soap. Armpits, burst sneakers. The shower was running; I could tell from steam and spray, sound.

No paws under the stalls; no fox at the trough. Slow water dripped purposelessly down the urinal shelf where half the residents of the wing could have stood for a contest. The row of sinks was free of vulpine decoration, the mirrors there fogged with unvented damp.

"Firefox? You here?"

I peeked around a partition.

"Just a sec, Athalon. I'm..."

"Sorry, Firey."

The fox closed the water spigots, reached for his towel. It was obvious that the faucets weren't the only thing cranked.

"Turn around, ferret. It's not like you haven't seen a fox showering before."

I turned, blushing. Actually, I'd never seen a fox showering before. "Uh, sorry."

"You said that. So what's so important that you had to chase me down?"

"Well, I was wondering if you'd take a look at my paper. Sort of proof read it. Due in the morning."

The fox dried his headfur, ears. Toweled his groin. I tried not to notice.

Really.

"What's your paper on, Athy?"

I sighed. The irony was over the top.

"'The Virtue of Modesty in Victorian England'."

When We Last Saw Our Intrepid Heroes...

2005-02-12T01:40:25Z

It's the adventures of Aaron & Zeke. And the boys are back for more!

Part 1: Boxed Lunch

Part 2: Dessert After

Question!

2004-12-26T07:49:53Z

How do they separate the foxes from the wuffs on FurryMUCK?

Men and Their Pets on Movies

2004-11-21T22:31:14Z

These two gay guys meet up. One says to the other, "Yo girlfriend! Did you see that new film?"

     "Yeah, I took my dobie to the premier!"

     "How was it?"

     "Killer bit the director on the ass."

     "No way girl!"

     "Twice."

     "Mary! Was the movie really that bad?"

     "Oh no. The dog liked the movie. He was giving it two snaps up."

Two Scoops and a Cherry

2004-10-01T06:26:32Z

Yet another story in The Milkshake Club series. Some furs will do anything for an 'A' from the teacher. Click here for new window.

If you haven't read the original - The Milkshake Club - click here.
Art by </a></b></a>artdecade. This has got to be the greatest fanart anyfur's ever received!

Double Dip Sundae

2004-10-01T06:23:44Z

Another story in The Milkshake Club series. Life's not all soft frozen custard and 31 flavors. Click here for new window.

If you haven't read the original - The Milkshake Club - click here.
Art by </a></b></a>artdecade. This has got to be the greatest fanart anyfur's ever received!

Bad Furotica Contest - Post your entry as a comment.

2004-08-11T03:10:10Z

It was a dark and stormy night. Sashima lay nude on satin sheets, her furry vulpine thighs waiting upon the arrival of Rodolpho her Gypsy lover. His was a genuine love, a deep love for her, deeper than the questing thrusts of his equine length within her slick nether grasp, wetter than the spastic sheets of glistening rain which splattered and oozed, smearing the bedroom window.

Why Foxes Have White Fangs

2004-05-24T04:25:15Z

Q.: What's the difference between spooge and toothpaste?

A.: One leaves a fresh, clean, tingly feeling in your muzzle, and the other just tastes like mint.

Meme Slut

2004-03-27T22:14:24Z

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ASCII Furs are Love

Queer Mrrr for the Straight Fur!

2004-03-09T05:21:14Z

What happens when you mix two young and strapping college furs, plus angst and a touch of trembling fatigue? But they're not that way! Click here for new window.