Athalon ([info]athalon) wrote,
@ 2004-11-21 15:25:00
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Men and Their Pets on Movies
These two gay guys meet up. One says to the other, "Yo girlfriend! Did you see that new film?"

     "Yeah, I took my dobie to the premier!"

     "How was it?"

     "Killer bit the director on the ass."

     "No way girl!"

     "Twice."

     "Mary! Was the movie really that bad?"

     "Oh no. The dog liked the movie. He was giving it two snaps up."

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[info]artfulreggie
2004-11-21 02:46 pm UTC (link)
Dobie?

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[info]athalon
2004-11-21 02:57 pm UTC (link)
</a></b></a>[info]kitler, but I wasn't going to say.

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[info]gedrean
2004-11-21 04:35 pm UTC (link)
I don't get it.

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[info]athalon
2004-11-21 04:43 pm UTC (link)
Canid bite = snap. Two snaps up at the guy's buns.

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[info]czar_wolfhound
2004-11-21 06:38 pm UTC (link)
Why did the two gay men have to talk like that? It ruined the joke for me. Did them being gay have anything to do with the joke? :: Shrugs ::

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[info]athalon
2004-11-21 06:40 pm UTC (link)
The snap thing, it's a gay black stereotype.

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[info]czar_wolfhound
2004-11-21 06:42 pm UTC (link)
Ah, ok. I guess me knowing only one gay black man, I'd never get it. ^^"

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[info]thepinkferret
2004-11-21 06:55 pm UTC (link)
My boyfriend is half-maori but I've never heard him talk like that...

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(Anonymous)
2004-11-23 01:14 am UTC (link)
what's maori?

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[info]drackir
2005-02-22 07:52 pm UTC (link)
Native New Zealander,
Thats about all I know :)

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[info]artfulreggie
2004-11-21 07:15 pm UTC (link)
Ath like his men like he likes his espressos. :J

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[info]czar_wolfhound
2004-11-21 07:15 pm UTC (link)
Small and wired?

;-)

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[info]athalon
2004-11-21 07:22 pm UTC (link)
Light, sweet, and fluffy?

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Light, sweet, and fluffy
(Anonymous)
2004-11-23 01:17 am UTC (link)
like pop corn :)? that reminds me of a pop corn i used to see on tv called Orvil redenboker.

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[info]invaderluca
2004-11-21 07:03 pm UTC (link)
That...confused me ^^;;

Good to see you alive hun :3.

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[info]romamink
2004-11-22 10:38 am UTC (link)
*snaps!*

Mmhmm! =^__^=

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[info]calekit
2004-11-22 09:44 pm UTC (link)
*Facepaws*

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[info]thepinkferret
2004-11-23 04:57 pm UTC (link)
Maori =native new zealander of polynesian extraction. A lot of Maori act in a similar social role to african-americans.

I like my men like I like my coffee too: Hot, strong and sweet. (no colour jokes please they're not funny for either of us)

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[info]drackir
2005-02-22 07:52 pm UTC (link)
It is when it's delivered by a 10 year old in flying high though :)

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[info]pensee5
2004-11-27 01:58 pm UTC (link)
Your a talented writer with a terrible sense of humor. (But I do like your writing!)

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