Ferret Scribbles

How Do You Make a Whore Moan?
A vixen is teaching her daughter about the art of prostitution. After a week of theoretical studies, and much homework alone, she has the girlfur hide in the closet while mom's clientele arrives.

First there's a wolf. He discusses what he wants while he's undressing, and they negotiate a price. The sophisticated lupin pays for it all, leaving his black socks and boxer shorts on, and promptly takes the vixen to bootyland. Then there's an older mouse who wants a few drinks, a talk and a cuddle. He leaves a pawful of bills folded neatly on the nightstand after, a 'gift'. Finally, a panda shows up, and without speaking, buries his muzzle between the vixen's legs. When she has climaxed noisily three or four times, the male stands and works himself to a creamy, spoogey finish all over her breasts and belly and muzzle. Without so much as a glance or a word, the john pads out.

"Wow, Mom," the girlfox says. "You got ripped off! That was freaky!"

"Oh, him? He's a regular. Mr. Panda eats, shoots, and leaves."

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