Athalon ([info]athalon) wrote,
@ 2005-03-04 00:00:00
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How Do You Make a Whore Moan?
A vixen is teaching her daughter about the art of prostitution. After a week of theoretical studies, and much homework alone, she has the girlfur hide in the closet while mom's clientele arrives.

First there's a wolf. He discusses what he wants while he's undressing, and they negotiate a price. The sophisticated lupin pays for it all, leaving his black socks and boxer shorts on, and promptly takes the vixen to bootyland. Then there's an older mouse who wants a few drinks, a talk and a cuddle. He leaves a pawful of bills folded neatly on the nightstand after, a 'gift'. Finally, a panda shows up, and without speaking, buries his muzzle between the vixen's legs. When she has climaxed noisily three or four times, the male stands and works himself to a creamy, spoogey finish all over her breasts and belly and muzzle. Without so much as a glance or a word, the john pads out.

"Wow, Mom," the girlfox says. "You got ripped off! That was freaky!"

"Oh, him? He's a regular. Mr. Panda eats, shoots, and leaves."



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[info]artfulreggie
2005-03-03 09:42 pm UTC (link)
You're quite the cunning linguist.

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(Anonymous)
2005-03-04 11:13 am UTC (link)
cumming linguist waaaaaaa!

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[info]thepinkferret
2005-03-03 10:45 pm UTC (link)
Cunning Stunt...

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Muaahahaaa !
(Anonymous)
2005-03-04 11:10 am UTC (link)
Muaahahaaa! Ps. Did you tell them the one about that Vixen seeing tapioca pudding? :)

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[info]blueroomk2
2005-03-04 09:10 pm UTC (link)
Typical foxes ;) *Looks around to see if anyone saw what he said*

GODS YOU NEVER UPDATE!!!

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[info]cargoweasel
2005-03-07 09:57 am UTC (link)
Yip! hey, I didn't know you had an LJ. I just added you. :)

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[info]cutiefox
2005-03-16 04:07 pm UTC (link)
lmao

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